Yes, you've finally arrived! Sure this place hasn't got the absolute best but it's pretty damn close. So I'm not goin to rattle on for hours on end. Take a little stroll, see something you don't like? Feel free to click the little red x.
Hey darlings, the affiliate is form below. If you do want to apply, I have 3 simple rules. 01.Please fill out all spaces in the form otherwise I will just delete it.
02.If you have been accepted, I will reply back in a minimum of 3 days. If it has been more than that, you have not been accepted. Please do not take it personally and I hope we can still be friends.
03.In the section,'what are you laughing at?!' put 'just your face.' Remember to put this or you definitely won't be accepted. I want an affiliate who reads things carefully.
Other note;; I will determine my own top affiliates. Please don't ask to be one. Instead of 'just your face' put 'just your smile'
